Thursday, August 27, 2009

What's In a Name? D'Alcapone Alpacino Morris

The Dayton Daily News reported on Tuesday that "[t]he U.S. Marshal’s Service has arrested D’AlCapone AlPacino Morris or Dalcapone Alpaccino Morris, 20, [pictured below] who is wanted in the June 2 slaying of Richard A. Pogue[, reportedly a 'drug-related robbery']."



The DDN further reports that "[t]he wanted man, whose given name combines that of an historic crime figure and a film star who has played crime figures, was found about 5:10 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 25, hiding under housing insulation in an attic at a home in the 3000 block of Nicholas Street."

We hate our country's drug and gun control regimes as much as anyone else [if you didn't have the one, you wouldn't need the other], but if this guy ends up being convicted of killing somebody, and his parents gave him that name, they should go to jail for just as long as he does, because, really, what the eff did they think would happen?

F*ck.

h/t 2 tha B.I.Z.

7 comments:

El Capitan said...

Wait, are you saying that Dick Pogue is dead?

Cleveland Frowns said...

Richard W. Pogue is as healthy as a horse.

http://www.jonesday.com/rwpogue/

R.A. Pogue, R.I.P.

Big Dood said...

how can the BIZnass review give away leads like this?

this deserves more than a hat tip. talk about scooping the mascarpone maspaccino off the top.

Bryan said...

These are the GlenGarry leads, only you don't get them. To give them to you would be to waste them.

Cleveland Frowns said...

Good question, Big Dood. We hear that conditions in the mine where Biz works would shock the conscience.

Big Dood said...

Brass balls, Bryan. Brass balls.

Bryan said...

See this watch, Big Dood? This watch costs more than your car.