There is a god, and it loves us, right here, in Cleveland

by Cleveland Frowns on January 18, 2011

A friend took this photo awhile back and unfortunately took until yesterday to show us.

If it’s national news when Jesus shows up in a bag of Cheetos or when his mom shows up on a tortilla, why isn’t it a much bigger deal when an enormous building moves to tell us that there is a god, it loves us in Cleveland, and wants us to have a sports page that written for someone other than lobotomized subprimates severely neurologically impaired eight-year-olds  seahorses?

GLORY BE. Something upstairs is feeling our pain. Things are looking up around here.

Back shortly to talk about Brian Daboll and things. Really glad that everyone’s day is off to such a phenomenally auspicious start.

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  • Biki

    i know, it’s ridiculous that Terry Pluto, a Pulitzer Prize nominated writer actually predicted 46 wins for the 2010-2011 Cleveland Cavaliers. what a joke!

    • Anonymous

      Tangentially, it’s really not that big a deal to be nominated. I mean, anyone can be nominated. You just ask Joe Shmoe at the next desk to nominate you, and voilà. You’re a Pulitzer nominee.

      Winners, on the other hand, are a big deal.

      Just a little irrelevant journalism trivia for you.

      • Believelander

        it’s actually highly relevant trivia, especially since Biki was right about the Cavs’ wins/losses. It also shows Pluto is a big sappy homer, which isn’t all that bad.

        • Anonymous

          I agree that this is a hugely relevant fact. Thanks, Kirsten.

        • Anonymous

          I agree that this is a hugely relevant fact. Thanks, Kirsten.

      • Anonymous

        Good point Kristen. I was once very excited to be nominated for a Noble Peace Prize. Then I learned that it was not $1,000,000 with high esteem and immeasurable prestige from the Nitro/Dynamite guy.
        It was from some shoe company and it celebrated the fact that I was a “wide loafer”.
        Is the P ain Dealer a photoshop special, or have one of you illustrious kids made the drive down there to verify it?

      • Biki

        So how do we nominate Frownie!?!

        In TP’s defense, he has won some awards, albeit not the Pulitzer, and I’m a huge fan of his but I was blown away by his prediction when he wrote his Cavs preview piece. absolutely floored that he would write such a homer piece. Especially for a guy that has been around the NBA/ABA as long as he has.

    • Anonymous

      Well Biki, I may get banned for this one, but as I recall, Frowns predicted 46 wins for The Browns in 2010 too.

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