Leave it to everybody’s favorite Browns beat writer Tony Grossi to promptly delete the most honest words he’s ever published within minutes of having published them. But still, that the words got out at all is extremely encouraging, since we can only assume that with the LaMonte Industries takeover of the Browns not going at all as Grossi planned, he’s finally realizing that the truth is his only salvation. Finally.
In case you missed it, notoriously reclusive owner Randy Lerner went on the radio yesterday to talk about the Browns with WTAM 1100 AM’s Mike Trivosonno (partial transcript available here). Lerner predictably didn’t say much of* anything other than to confirm truisms (like that it’s “sickening” that there are so many Terrible Towels in Browns Stadium for Steelers games; that the owner bears ultimate responsibility for an NFL franchise’s success; and that “[front office] continuity is without question the ultimate sign of strength within this business” [LOL!]). But it’s so rare that the born-billionaire descends to communicate with Cleveland’s unwashed, that its easy to understand why folks might expect the credentialed Browns media to pay some attention when he does.
On the other hand, of course, given what Grossi gets away with on a regular basis with respect to basic principles of honesty, integrity, journalistic rigor, and common decency while still keeping his job as Cleveland’s top man on the Browns beat, it’s probably much easier to understand why, when some of Grossi’s Twitter followers asked him, “Hey, Tony, Lerner was on the radio today, did you listen? Why not?” that Grossi responded with a “Not my job! Did you listen? What’d he say, anyway?,” before getting up from his laptop with an Antoine Walker shimmy to uncork another bottle of red wine before getting back to his True Blood season 3 DVDs (probably).
Anyway, in vino veritas, of course, and just a few sips later, Grossi let fly with the one about Lerner being “a pathetic figure, the most irrelevant billionaire in the world,” a tweet that he deleted just minutes later, but not before enough folks saw it so as to make sure that a screengrab ended up in our inbox.
Which of course is something we can all be extremely thankful for. Not because Lerner is “irrelevant,” (“ineffectual,” for sure, but nobody who owns the Browns could really be anything further from “irrelevant”), but because the fact that Lerner still gets to draw a wholly subsidized eight-figure lifetime annuity that comes with ownership of the franchise after the full decade-plus of unprecedented futility that’s gone down since his father (who made his billions on interest from making loans to poor people) helped Art Modell steal the real Browns away to Baltimore really is one of the most pathetic states of affairs imaginable not just in American sport but with respect to what’s supposed to be civilization, period. It’s not at all just that Lerner takes his marching orders from illiterate media whore/circus clowns, but much much more that we’re talking about enough bad karma here to keep the Browns mired in the depths for millenia before The Curse of Chief Wahoo even comes into the picture.
Thankfully, after years and years of feeding from the trough and enabling the illiterate media whore/circus clowns, it looks like Grossi might finally be seeing the light. This thing really isn’t going anywhere until Lerner sells the team, or the Browns are otherwise restored to the hands of The People.
Deleting the tweet was a step in the wrong direction, of course, but Rome wasn’t built in a day, and again, at least it got out in the first place. BREAK THESE CHAINS, TONY. LERNER *IS* PATHETIC. THE WHOLE THING IS. LET THAT LIGHT SHINE. CLEVELAND NEEDS THE TRUTH. CLEVELAND NEEDS *YOU*. YOU KNOW WE’VE GOT YOUR BACK.
ALRIGHT. We’ll be back tomorrow with the Cheddar Bay Conference Championship Week thread and a good idea about who the best bet is to win the Super Bowl of the four teams left. Hope everyone’s Thursday stays on the up.
*To Lerner’s credit, there are certain important things that aren’t completely lost on him:
After joking (or maybe not) about being so frustrated with game outcomes that he might have thrown chairs before, Lerner talked about whether he wants to win even more than the fans do.
“I don’t know that I’d say that. I would like to say that, but I don’t think it’s appropriate to say that. I think people are exhausted from losing in this town. I think as a Browns fan from birth I’m exhausted too. I think people are irritated. They have every reason to be. You know. And it’s on me. I would like to think we’re moving this thing in the right direction.”
On the biggest critics and his frustration with their criticisms.
“Most of the people who say that or feel that way or air those feelings do so because they care about the Browns. It’s not people necessarily out to get anybody. It’s people who are passionate about this team. They feel things, see things or sense things and air them. I’d rather have that than indifference.”
No doubt. Think of what a genuine prince this guy could be if he could just get all that blood off the family crest by figuring out a way to give the Browns back to Cleveland. Of course, nothing short of total upheaval will work, but we’re out of other options. And Grossi can help, too. There’s an epic tale of redemption to be written here. People need to step up and own it.
UPDATE: Grossi apologizes at Cleveland.com this morning, both in print:
“Last night, Plain Dealer Browns beat reporter Tony Grossi made an inadvertent, inappropriate post to Twitter concerning Browns owner Randy Lerner. Grossi has reached out to Lerner to apologize. The Plain Dealer also apologizes.”
And on video:
“Last night there was a comment attributed to me on my Twitter account. It was inadvertant, it was inappropriate, and I do appologize for it. I’ve reached out to Randy Lerner to apologize to him for it and we’ll just leave it at that. It was inappropriate and not meant to be tweeted, but it was inappropriate nonetheless.”
Was not, Tony, and you know it. Stay strong.
UPDATE (2): Per Vince Grzegorek at Scene:
Whispers from the friendly confines of the Plain Dealer newscomplex tell Scene that Grossi’s errant, insulting tweet might have the Browns beat writer in trouble today. Newsroom rumors, which are all they are at the moment, have Grossi actually in the office today, which as one person pointed out, never happens. Also, the editors and bosses have been talking to everyone’s favorite “most irrelevant writer in Cleveland,” and folks are assuming it’s a dressing down.
Good to know that the apology was forced. Typical oppression tactics. WE GOT YOUR BACK TONY KEEP ON KEEPING IT REAL.