To think another arm would come along so soon …

by Cleveland Frowns on June 1, 2012

Anyone who doubts that any halfway decent human could easily enough get used to living in the trunk of a dead tree if he had to doesn’t know the first thing about being a Browns fan.

There’s still 95 days before real NFL football games will be played again, which of course gives folks a lot of time in which to get creative. With the Holmgren regime now in an unprecedented third first year in Cleveland, it’s starting as early and heatedly as ever here, with the talk from the Plain Dealer’s Mary Kay Cabot earlier this week about new Browns quarterback Brandon Weeden’s big arm (strong arm, hard and fast arm, with great touch and a very catchable ball) occasioning a dizzying realization of just how high we’ll climb before the games start. Here’s Cabot writing on the morning of 2011 season opener, with training camp and the full pre-season slate in the books:

I think Colt McCoy will take this team to a Super Bowl within the next five years. There, I said it. Go bold or go home. I’ve never seen a more determined player or a harder-working one. I think he’ll excel in this system and do whatever it takes to win a championship. I think the Browns will surround him with the players to do it.

The only constant is change, of course, and if it’s not going to happen with your football team’s fortunes over a decade-plus, it has to happen somewhere else, and probably at least somewhat spectacularly, especially given otherwise effective measures instituted to ensure league-wide parity and all.

Alright, busy weekend over here, and hopefully something fun to write about next week. This is your open thread until Monday. Use it lovingly and wisely as always and have a great one.

  • ClevelandFrowns

    There’s a lot going on here, including in the links http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2011/09/2011_cleveland_browns_preview_5.html

    “Pat Shurmur drew one huge break in his first season as Browns coach. The Browns’ schedule is a gift from the NFL and should help jump-start a turnaround.”

    Also EDSBS linked to this album review yesterday that no R&B fan will want to miss: http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/11/big-ghost-presents-take-care-review.html

    • http://www.autismspeaks.org/ PML

      I get physically ill listening to Drake.

  • GrandRapidsRustlers

    I expect a visit from Anonymous Browns Fan today.

  • Bryan

    Wow. Great find on that quote. MKC has sure cooled on McCoy quickly. All she needs is some Weeds now.

  • http://twitter.com/byRiverBurns River Burns

    Is Colt planning to charter a plane to take his teammates to Phoenix in 2015? That’s got to be a strain on a 3rd Round Rookie Contract’s pay grade. Ground breaking stuff from MKC there.

    • ClevelandFrowns

      GO BIG OR GO HOME, YO. /MKC’d

  • IRISHLOUDMOUTH

    WE’RE FUCKED.

    • http://twitter.com/cpmack Chris M

      Dad?

  • TWMBrad

    I can’t keep it straight – who’s the reporter and who’s the UK 2-guard, MKC? MKG? MSG?

    Regardless, let’s give Weed a chance. Go bold or go home.

    • http://twitter.com/cpmack Chris M

      Not to be confused with another home town guy, MGK.

  • http://twitter.com/cpmack Chris M

    I wish my search engine skills were better, I’d love to see what she thought about Frye or Quinn in their first training camps.

  • Shadow_play

    Oh Mersault.

  • dubbythe1

    She could probably play corner for us better than Brown, what with her ability to quickly forget what just happened, pretty sure that is considered a great attribute out on those islands.

  • CleveLandThatILove

    What will she say about Fujita I wonder? I have a few words.

    • TWMBrad

      Thanks. Now, I’m sitting at my desk giving myself a Fujita rorschach test. So far I keep coming up with “farmers market.”

  • kjn

    USA Today has an article about MLB players playing the fool. Of course, they interview Chris Perez.

    “This is the digital era, and it’s here to stay. I’m not saying that you can do anything. I think there’s a line you can’t cross, and I toe that sometimes.”

  • Ess Eh

    in other news, Greg Little likes cupcakes

    • Believelander

      Because cupcakes are f***ing amazing.

  • vespo

    I appreciate the impressively high resolution on the cinder block wall pic…makes it much easier to imagine pounding my forehead against it repeatedly.

  • Beeej
  • CleveLandThatILove

    I guess we’re all exhausted from our 4-day work week. Looks like Twitter feed here today.

    • kjn

      Yesterday was maybe the slowest sports day of the year, statistically speaking. Three baseball games and one NBA playoff game (game three of a conference final too).

      • actovegin1armstrong

        kjn,
        You forgot about Roy Oswalt getting out of a bases loaded, no out jam against the Albuquerque Isotopes. (Yes they were named after The Simpson’s episode.)
        He did it wearing his pants like a real ball player too. The kids in their long pants looked foolish and they did not have a chance.
        I thought it was a great sports weekend.
        Well… other than Los Spurs losing to “Kevin Durant and a Cast of Favorites”.

    • ClevelandFrowns

      Summer Fridays.

  • Captain_Spaulding

    Interesting stuff here about Fujita and and the “bounty scandal”

    http://seanpamphilon.com/2012/05/31/when-you-kill-the-head-the-body-doesnt-die/

    • bupalos

      Interesting cappy. For an independent filmmaker, that guy sure seems to have an overwrought sense of personal drama. And seems to have a poor grasp of how people can have conflicting emotions and motivations within themselves.

      I have little idea what to make of how Fujita handled that mess, or what the affect of having him around the organization from this point on will be. This guy is claiming Fujita is planning a bombshell NFL expose in his retirement.

      • ClevelandFrowns

        Hard to tell what’s what over there on a quick read other than that American football has a mess on its hands and nobody seems to know what to do about it.

  • Humboldt

    The promise of a season putting up with MKC pabulum makes me even more indignant about Tony Grossi being run out of the PD…

    • ClevelandFrowns

      Like for pabulum.

    • rgrunds

      Pabulum is the national food from the Island Nation of Pabooloo.

  • http://twitter.com/cpmack Chris M

    In other news, Justin Blackmon was arrested for DUI last night. That makes 2 in 2 years.

    I’m really sorry the Browns decided to avoid guys with alcohol issues.

    • actovegin1armstrong

      Chris M,
      The Browns fully support guys with alcohol issues, you are certainly unaware of Tailgating, big dollar beers in the stadium and the virtually limitless supply of cocktails up in the boxes.

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