Cleveland Frowns Super Bowl Party at Map Room sponsored by Jim Beam, Cheddar Bay Biscuits, and The Committee to Make Super Bowl Monday a National Holiday

by Cleveland Frowns on January 22, 2013

This year, we’re bringing some symmetry to the Frowns social calendar with a Super Bowl party at Gillespies’ Map Room on West 9th Street just north of St. Clair.

Of course, it probably won’t be as exciting as our annual NFL draft party because there’s only one Super Bowl for Browns fans. But it should still be a lot of fun: A place for you to meet and/or congregate with other members of the Frowns family to watch what’s hopefully a decent football game, and also to tut-tut at America’s rapidly declining consumerist culture, get free group therapy on the implications of your Senior Bowl wager, and gawk at yet another Cheddar Bay photo finish among whatever else. Plus, of course, the squares. And no matter what, if Ray Lewis ends up on a podium in an Art Modell shirt thanking god for causing a fumble to bounce a certain way to make the Ravens world champs, you will not want to be alone.

Frowns Super Bowl Party

There will be freshly baked Cheddar Bay biscuits there, too, and hopefully we’ll be crowning our newest champion live from the Map Room. You can also expect the same hospitality we always get from Regi and the folks at Map, as well as the folks from Jim Beam, which means we probably won’t run out of award winning pizza or subsidized bourbon to go with the specially priced domestic draft beer. All this, and the event will be kid friendly as well, assuming you don’t try to sneak any little Jets fans in. Which is to say we’ll have the Map basement party room to ourselves, that anyone who threatens the kid friendliness of the environment will be ejected by the Executive Committee, and also that we’re not worried about it given the crowd that official Frowns functions tend to draw. Which this time will include at least four confirmed Cheddar Bay entrants, including at least one finalist.

Will the other finalists tempt the fates by failing to show? Will you?

The game kicks off at 6:30. We’ll be at Map Room no later than 5:15. That should cover the details, but please let us know if you have any questions or concerns in the comments here and we’ll hope to see you there.

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A facebook page for the event is here.

  • trashycamaro

    Wish I could be there. Also noticed this gem buried in the stuff about the “attack” on the Jets fan – “Or why Cimini’s colleague Rob Parker would write, that “a poor kid was delivered an unwarranted blow, an uncalled-for punishment because his pops was born in the Big Apple and because he wore a Jets jersey to the game.””

    Rob Parker strikes again! At least he didn’t call anyone cornball that time.

    • http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/ Cleveland Frowns

      Dude is like an avalanche of cornball.

  • http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/ Cleveland Frowns

    You can RSVP on facebook here as well (and be facebook friends with Cleveland Frowns): http://www.facebook.com/events/325142227592126/

    • actovegin1armstrong

      How about an RSVP here?
      I will be there with bells on!

      • CleveLandThatILove

        In that case, me too! We can bring Frownie the street cred he so desperately needs.

        • actovegin1armstrong

          Thank you CLTIL, Double Secret Agent Orange Super Like!!

        • http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/ Cleveland Frowns

          Now this lady, we know, means business. The biggest question left now is whether we can get the bupettes to show.

      • http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/ Cleveland Frowns

        Is this for real, Acto? You’ve cried wolf before.

        • actovegin1armstrong

          I know I “cried wolf” before and I am sorry, but Manti T’eo’s girlfriend tricked me the last time and I ended up in Hawaii.

          I hope no one steals my eticket:

          eTicket NumberFrequent FlyerSeatsC235318613930D/—/—/—FLIGHT INFORMATIONDay, DateFlightClassDeparture City and TimeArrival City and TimeAircraftMealFri, 01FEB13UA1263GHOUSTON, TX
          (IAH -BUSH INTL) 8:48 AMCHICAGO, IL
          (ORD – O’HARE) 11:25 AM737-900PurchaseFri, 01FEB13UA4974GCHICAGO, IL
          (ORD – O’HARE) 12:03 PMCLEVELAND, OH
          (CLE) 2:12 PMCRJ-700Flight operated by SKYWEST AIRLINES doing business as UNITED EXPRESS.
          If this is an originating flight on your itinerary, please check in at the UNITED AIRLINES TERM 1 ticket counter.Mon, 04FEB13UA687GCLEVELAND, OH
          (CLE) 5:55 PMCHICAGO, IL
          (ORD – O’HARE) 6:25 PMA-320Mon, 04FEB13UA1702GCHICAGO, IL
          (ORD – O’HARE) 7:40 PMHOUSTON, TX
          (IAH -BUSH INTL) 10:28 PM737

          • http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/ Cleveland Frowns

            DANG! Now we have to reserve a field for pre-game flag football at a nearby field in Tremont. Don’t forget your spikes.

          • mo_by_dick

            #dang

          • Believelander

            Awesome. I’ll be there, assuming the Bat Phone doesn’t have me across state lines.

          • http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/ Cleveland Frowns

            I hope this means that you’re not mad at me about QBR anymore but either way it will be great to see you, Believe’r.

          • actovegin1armstrong

            will your parole officer let you cross state lines?

  • Art_Brosef

    Consider this my RSVP. Ill make sure to not have an outstanding tab heading into the evening, but Ill be more then willing to open it back up…….

    • http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/ Cleveland Frowns

      NOW WE GOT A PARTY.

  • CLEinMPLS

    Would love to go and meet some of you guys from Cheddar Bay, but I will be in Mpls sweating out the Super Bowl.

    • http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/ Cleveland Frowns

      #doomed

      • mo_by_dick

        Must be present to win #CheddarBay, right?

  • actovegin1armstrong

    That pic looks like my house, I always have enough cats and dogs to make my house slightly more crowded than an animal shelter.
    I just cannot pass by a lonely stray by the side of the road.

    • alexb

      speaks volumes for you

  • Believelander
    • http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/ Cleveland Frowns

      I miss Randy.

      • Believelander

        When we had Randy we could always rely on our dopey owner’s dopey soccer team to be dopier than our football team.

  • GrandRapidsRustlers

    Since I have been called out on Twitter :)

    I will be out of town that weekend. Good news and bad news. If a certain person is kept out of the HOF on Saturday and I walk down to a certain hotel bar in a certain city in Maryland I’m staying with an #ARTOUT sign…anyways. I’ll post that pic if I can find someone in Baltimore who won’t steal my phone for their STD treatment.

    Hoping there is a draft party this year as I blocked that time off already. I have to eventually match some faces to names here.

    • http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/ Cleveland Frowns

      Hmmph well we will need the pic or there’s going to be problems. But yes, the draft party is definitely a go.

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