Cleveland Frowns is published by Peter Pattakos, an attorney in Northeast Ohio who's surethat the Browns, Cavs and Indians should be publicly owned, believes that The Curse of Chief Wahoo is the best evidence there is of a benevolent metaphysical order, and wonders whether Wahoo's Curse is something better to root for than any of the Cleveland teams as long as the red sambo stays on the Indians' uniforms. What's written here is not written as legal advice. What's written here is journalism, literature, or scientific record. Email: clevelandfrowns@gmail.com.
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