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Cleveland Frowns is written by Peter Pattakos, an attorney in Northeast Ohio who's native to Northeast Ohio, loves its towns and its teams, and is optimistic that there's a less crappy future ahead for them (and us) all. What's written here is not written as legal advice. What's written here is journalism, literature, or scientific record. Email: clevelandfrowns@gmail.com.

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