It’s Super Bowl or bust for Deshaun Watson and the Cleveland Browns

by Cleveland Frowns on September 10, 2023

Last year, the Haslams gave Deshaun Watson an unprecedented guaranteed contract worth $230 million and the NFL retaliated against them mercilessly for it.

First, there was the league’s summer-long kangaroo court proceedings that hung over the entire off-season and into the pre-season whereby it first suspended Watson for six games, then, pursuant to a bizarre and unprecedented “appeal” process, increased the suspension to a season-destroying eleven games. This was all based on he-said she-said allegations of “sexual assault” that (A) didn’t involve any serious claim that Watson used force against any of his “victims” (recall that the only accuser who alleged that she was “forced” to have sex with Watson admitted, when questioned, that it was his “power and influence” that caused her to feel “forced” to have sex with him); (B) weren’t corroborated by a single piece of evidence apart from the word of “masseuses” who were apparently (if not obviously) more than willing to take Watson’s money in exchange for sex; (C) even if believed, didn’t amount to more than allegations that Watson had made unwanted advances on the accusers; (D) didn’t support a single criminal charge despite extensive efforts by the accusers’ lawyers; and (E) were apparently (if not obviously) orchestrated as part of a PR campaign by the Texans’ owners in retaliation for Watson having embarrassed them by calling them racists and refusing to play for their organization.

Once Watson was finally allowed to play for the season’s final six games, the Browns were subject to officiating that flipped at least two of the three losses sustained after his return. All three of these losses were winnable games wherein Cleveland was flagged for twice as many penalties and penalty yards as their opponents. In the loss to Cincinnati the Browns were flagged nine times for 98 yards, including four penalties on a single drive for a staggering 61 yards that handed the Bengals their first touchdown. The calls in Pittsburgh (nine penalties for 65 yards against the Browns against four for 20 for the Steelers, and worse) were as bad as you’ll ever see at any level of football. It also bears mention that the early loss to the Ravens with Jacoby Brissett under center was also heavily influenced by poor officiating that kept the Browns from starting the season 3-0 against AFC North opponents. And somehow the Browns’ offensive line, which is manned by three Pro Bowlers, managed to lead the league in holding calls last season.

Additionally, there was the heavily astroturfed character assassination campaign against Watson and the franchise that persists today. Despite how thin and apparently retaliatory the accusations against the quarterback are, and that Watson was never charged let alone found guilty of even a single misdemeanor in connection with them, many in the press (see, for example, these self-described “irreverent liberals” at the Defector website) have conclusively pronounced him as “a serial sexual predator” anyway. LeBron’s mentions turn into a sewer of fake accounts every time he tweets a word of support for Deshaun. And even a critical mass of more mainstream NFL voices—this absurd interview that Jason LaCanfora gave to 92.3’s Baskin & Phelps is representative—seem to want to pretend that Watson’s career is over as a result of the suspension. As if a 27-year-old world-class athlete in peak physical condition who’s taken tens of thousands of snaps of football at the highest levels and made three Pro Bowls in his first four seasons in the NFL is somehow going to forget how to play the game. That Mike Vick was able to come back at a Pro Bowl level at age 29 after serving three years in a federal prison for actual crimes, that he actually did commit, then it seems especially safe to assume that Deshaun will be able to shake off the rust as well.

Anyway, the historic campaign to unperson Deshaun, brought on by some of the worst people and forces on Earth, is reason enough in itself for the Browns to be America’s Team in a righteous sense of the term. That many of the players on this roster weathered this experience together will strengthen their bonds considerably heading into this season. And whatever else about the Haslams, their support for Deshaun through this firestorm is genuinely admirable.

Also admirable, the way the organization has loaded up its roster for this first full season with its new $230 million quarterback. There are nine established Pro Bowlers on this team, including six on the offense which boasts one of the top lines in the league and indisputably the top running back (who has as admirable a family history as any American). The offensive starters who aren’t Pro Bowlers are young first and second-round picks like David Njoku (expected to have a Pro Bowl season himself), Elijah Moore, and Jedrick Wills, and established starters in Ethan Pocic and Donovan Peoples-Jones. And apart from the three Pro Bowlers on the defense, including newly added Za’darius Smith to bookend the league’s top pass-rusher Myles Garrett, the Browns have added at least four other new starters, including Dalvin Tomlinson and Shelby Harris along a dramatically improved defensive line, who are expected to make major contributions in new coordinator Jim Schwartz’s scheme. This is more talent than the post-1999 Browns have ever had on both sides of the ball, and arguably more than even in the Kosar-led “glory days” in the late 1980s. Additionally, the organization heads into this season with as much stability at the head-coaching position since the Kosar/Schottenheimer era.  

Which is why it’s somewhat striking to see that most sportsbooks have set the over/under on wins for this season as 9.5. Sure, the AFC North is tough but what’s tougher is to see a nine-win season for this roster as anything other than a disaster. So does this betting market reflect the understandable perception that disastrous seasons are what’s to be expected from the Cleveland Browns until proven otherwise, or is there something more sinister at play here regarding the NFL’s increasingly egregious tendency to engineer sponsor-preferred outcomes?

This is why we watch the games, folks. Especially this year, where it’s Super Bowl or bust for the Browns, and Cleveland against the world in a sense that’s as real and righteous as it gets in today’s NFL. Anyway, best wishes for a safe and happy football season to all.

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    Loss # 1 review, Browns 22, Steelers 26 in PIT (let’s hope we don’t need to do too many of these):
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    1. It’s hard to win road games against division opponents in the NFL.

    2. It’s hard to recover in the moment from losing the heart and soul of your team, one of the best running backs to ever play the game, as a result of a dirty play by your opponent.

    3. It’s especially hard to win in the NFL when you’re playing against your opponents *and* the referees. Just like last year’s game in Pittsburgh, the Browns were flagged for at least 2.5 times the penalty yards as the Steelers. The Steelers’ mediocre offensive line wasn’t called for a single hold against the Browns’ top flight pass rush, yet the Browns Pro-Bowler-laden offensive line was flagged for holding four times, including at least two drive-ending ticky-tack calls that don’t get flagged 99 times out of 100. The Steelers were also allowed to rip Watson’s facemask around to the back of his head and commit obvious pass interference on the game’s last play, both right in front of the refs. We knew going into the season that it would be Cleveland Against the World and last night sure made that clear.

    4. Players who cause injuries by diving into an opponent’s lower leg should be subject to severe penalties, fines, and suspensions.

    5. The ball bouncing off of Harrison Bryant’s hands in the first quarter wasn’t Deshaun’s fault. Jedrick Wills giving Highsmith a free pass into the pocket wasn’t Deshaun’s fault. Yes he needs to play better but there’s every reason to believe he will as he gets his legs back under him and with more experience in Stefanski’s offense.

    6. The Steelers didn’t run a single play in the red zone last night. They had nine first downs, 255 yards of offense, were 4/14 on third down, and only had the ball for 24 minutes. This still looks like one of the best defenses the Browns have had in decades. But for a couple of fluke plays it would have been a dominating win for Cleveland last night even despite the awful officiating.

    7. If you want to watch authentic competition go to a high school game. The NFL is WWE-style football-like entertainment substance.

    8. On to the Titans. Vegas or bust.

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